Sunday, June 25, 2017

IAS Diaries Part 16 - Queen Interrupted

I still remember the first time when I came to Mussoorie and I was shit scared like a kid. Not that I was scared of height or anything but it was the forthcoming military training at the ITBP academy that was giving me the goosebumps. It was almost four years ago. Not that long right, but so much seems to have changed in Mussoorie that it almost feels like a different eon now.  In those days, the hill town was still okay in terms of vehicular pollution and density. One could still manage to breathe inviolate air and absorb the fragrance of virgin nature. There was space for foot soldiers to goof around, there were some parts of the hill still untouched and there was a bit of Mussoorie still left among all the clutter.

The recent walkathons through the hills have unfortunately been encounters devoid of serendipity. Whenever we have walked out of the campus during these weekends, we have only found boundless queues of vehicles with their engulfing auras of emissions. And with these vomiting chimneys coming from both sides, there would hardly be any space for the lesser mortals called pedestrians. From what I recall, this place used to be a heaven for walkers irrespective of the time and place. From what I see today, the word hell  would not be an exaggeration.

The other day we walked all the way to Landour Cantt from the academy. Being acclimatized to the traffic till library point, we hoped for a better half on the Mall road. But only to our despair. The entire stretch till Picture Palace was full of vehicles driven by horn-y individuals trying to pierce the flood of people walking along the road. There are several other hill stations in India where the "Mall roads" have been made prohibited for vehicles to ensure that tourists get what they came for~ a peaceful walk overlooking a picturesque valley meanwhile you enjoy the local street cuisines. Perhaps it's time for Mussoorie to come on-board.

As you make the climb to Landour moving away from the plethora of hotels, you get to see what the place was originally like. Landour has the shades of old Mussoorie, the vintage stuff that perhaps attracted the British at the first place. But the plague of concrete looms large posing as a catastrophic contagion which soon might eclipse the serenity left in this part of the hill. At this moment, I recall the words of Agent Smith from the movie Matrix which sum up my feeling - " I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus."

Today we trekked to George Everest House from the Academy. The entire route is so scenic and the weather complimented it magically but all this is ruined to the core when you have a zillion honking vehicles speeding through showering packets of fast food and leaving behind dust storms with no regards to people walking. Sitting at the top of George Everest trail, I could see the clouds gushing past us, making us shiver in this summer, but on the other side we could also see the landfill like litter left behind by the tourists. On the way back, the traffic jam was so severe and mindless, that pedestrians had to climb the terrain besides to get past, there was literally no space on the road. Chaos in heaven, for crying out loud.

Unbridled tourism is almost devilish. We are ruining the landscape, screwing up the environment and the tourists are also not able to enjoy Mussoorie the way one should. Why not put a filter to regulate all this. The hills are a limited place with narrow roads having a certain capacity. We can have a check at the foothills of how many vehicles have entered and not allow further post a limit. A Green Tax can be imposed and the corpus raised can be used to keep Mussoorie pristine. We can promote on-foot tourism in terms of trails and treks which would minimize traffic congestion. Heavy fines on littering and unauthorized parking is something we urgently need here on the hills. Solutions are out there in front of us, it's time we buckle up and implement them. The Queen of Hills, Mussoorie, is perhaps choking. It's about time we act, to rescue and comfort, the Queen interrupted.


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Friday, June 16, 2017

ITBP reloaded

He was simply perfect as a Commandant of the ITBP Academy in Mussoorie. Tall, patrician and breathtakingly elegant. When he spoke, everything else froze. When he wore the uniform, everyone else looked diminished. When he walked around, he owned the locale.
Today during our morning run, I came across him near the ITBP premises. And what he said is perhaps the best compliment for me ever~"O, You are fitter than before boy!". When such words come from someone you have always looked up to, it means so much to us. After that, the rest of the run was effortless as if I was flying. ITBP, reloaded!

Rage, rage

If you have traveled through the zillion hawker centers or basement Food Courts in several Shopping malls of Singapore, you would have noticed many old people working as cleaning staff or as helpers. Intrigued, I tried to get some answers from them on why they had to still work?
For some it was to avoid boredom and for others it was the will to continue to contribute to the society. For very few, it was about the money. Whatever be the reason, you would surely be blown away by their energy. Overwhelmed by their perpetual industry, I remembered those wonderful lines by Dylan Thomas celebrating the undying spirit....
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Adieu, Tezpur

That walk around Cole Park,
That drive through to Nameri,
Serenity of Brahmaputra,
Maaculanity of Kolia Bhomora,
I shall miss.
Those cycle rides amidst thy pastures,
That ubiquitous calmness,
Thy variety, thy richness,
I shall miss.
Those strides in the deep,
The treks in the woods,
Thy fullness, thy antiquity,
I shall miss.
That melodious Axomiya,
And it's endless linguistic nuances,
That novelty of culture,
Thy magnanimity of Bihu,
Thy affinity, thy love,
I shall miss.
Thou shall go on,
Thou shall conquer,
Horizons, old and new,
Adieu Tezpur, my love.

P.S. THIS could have not been possible without you all, god bless.

Convertibles

While reading about the high Maternal Mortality Rates in the Tea Gardens of our country, I came across this statement by Rev. Charles Dowding which perhaps encapsulates much more wisdom than the obvious context of it. In 1894, he had remarked ,"Low wage-rate and High death-rate are convertible terms".
The statement hits you beyond the realms of MMR and you suddenly find yourself amidst the dichotomies of Pessimism-Optimism, of Cynicism-Constructive Criticism, of Devilish-Godlike and of Ugliness-Beauty. And that moving from former to latter is simply a choice. And that they too are, convertibles.

To Football

Last night I was watching Francesco Totti's farewell. He has been with his football club for so long, so much so that he perhaps has become a part of its DNA. Now I am neither a Totti fan nor a Roma fan. But it so happened that the eyes swelled up with tears. Why?
Perhaps it was a celebration of loyalty. Perhaps it were the contagious tears in the eyes of thousands of Roma fans. Perhaps it was the industry of this man in question. Perhaps it was the loss to the game of football. Let's raise a toast, to Totti, and more aptly, to Football!

The Horn-y Indian

During the last 8 days of our stay in Singapore where we traversed the length and breadth of the city-state, never did we hear a vehicle horn, the pedestrians were accorded the highest precedence and everyone exhibited exemplary road-discipline.
One minute onto the Indian road and you get to see all the violations possible coupled with a deafening destructive interference created by the entropic entourage of eternally honking vehicles. Let's learn a thing or two, let's keep our roads ordered and calm, O' Thou Horn-y Indian!

When left, is RIGHT

In Singapore while our travels in the Metro (aka MRT~Mass Rapid Transit) or elsewhere, we observed this interesting phenomenon. Where ever we came across escalators, people using them would always stick to the left side leaving the right side free.
While I stood pondering over this voluntary alignment, it soon occurred to me that they do it so that those in hurry can rush from the right. And amidst the oozing applause for their orderly behavior, I entertained the Utopian thought of seeing this in our country where apparently everyone's in a hurry!