London. The most famous football club amongst Indian football lovers, Manchester United, also know as 'Red Devils', will miss out on Rooney when they play away to Sunderland this Saturday as he declared his retirement from club football today in a press conference held at Old Trafford. Sir Alex Ferguson, his childhood friend and his manager accompanied him as he could not stop himself from letting out all the emotions he had for United.
Rooney revealed in his shocking interview that he turned 60 last week and all those rumor's about he being in his early twenties were just to encourage young talent in United.He added," I always thought this was a ridiculous idea, and people would figure it out from my shiny forehead but SAF had faith in me and that's why I agreed to it". Rooney apart for his hair, has been loosing his touch as well lately. If sources from Rooney's million dollar mansion are to be believed, he has not been able to score off-field as well. Apparently Coleen was left unsatisfied by Rooney's moves and then made him take classes worth 1200 pounds . Frustrated, he scummed to circumstances.
SAF, who always had something to chew, was gum-less today. "We will surely miss Rooney, his experience.The way he linked himself to youngsters like Gigs, Scholes.But things are looking fine now.Even the bulgarian is scoring!".When we approached Berbatov to comment on Rooney's shocking exit, he seemed rather fascinated.'I mean yeah he was old and all... but i think it was more to do with me getting the ball now...I think he was just jealous!". Rooney has not yet decided on what he will pursue now, but is considering modelling as an option.Looks like it's hard to leave the 'Theatre of Dreams'.
7 comments:
lol......Awesome!
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Dude, I reread it and again can't control my laughter :) .....I wonder why there are no other comments...it could be that many didn't understand some of the minute details...like "youngsters like Gigs, Scholes", "classes worth 1200 pounds", "SAF, who always had something to chew" etc...anyways waiting for the next......cheers
yeah ....it's for those who follow EPL... I will definetely try to come up with more generic articles :)
"If sources from Rooney's million dollar mansion are to be believed, he has not been able to score off-field as well." LOL
Thats y he decided to test whether only Coleen is unsatisfied or others too... he tried on two in hope atleast one would be satisfied. :)
Looks like someone has been reading a bit too much about it :P
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