Mallika, Hissed !

Mumbai. The bollywood hottie Mallika Sherawat, who is in news these days with her forth-coming release 'Hiss', was found unconscious at her Juhu Residence and was taken to Lilawati Hospital where she was diagnosed with multiple snake-bites. The doctors said," She has got an amazing body! ( lost in lust) .. ahem .. i mean ...even after several snake-bites, she's doing well. Still we are looking forward to closely monitor her body... i mean monitor her ".

Mumbai police on raiding her apartment, was dumbstruck to find more than dozen snakes hissing around.On realizing human presence, they escaped.Puzzled by these turn of events, when the famous veterinary psychologist Cyrus was contacted by the Police, he said,"Although i specialize in goat psychology, i think i know what happened here. The snakes probably got pissed off with the director picking Mallika to play a snake. They might have felt offended with this insult to their species."

However, Rakhi Sawant who was also considered for the role, had something different to add. "It's just a publicity stunt she is putting.Mujhe lete to ye sab natak karne ki zaroorat nahi hoti. Aakhir mujse jyada zeher hai kisime ?", she tweeted. Whatever may be the truth, the producer of the movie is excited with all the free publicity he has got."We had planned a wardrobe-malfunction for Mallika in the 'Hiss' Promotion party, but i guess, we are done with publicity.I heard it's already creating Oscar buzz.We all want Mallika to get well, but if she dies, she might pull off a Heath Ledger.Some thing to look forward too".