India hit by R1K1 virus.

New Delhi. After the deadly H1N1 virus, India is once again hit by another ultra-super-ulti-rajni-robo virus. One of the higher authorities at AIIMS held a press conference yesterday in the city and revealed,"Everyone is aware of the 2012 phenomenon. We always had this feeling that it will be the Global Warming that will f**k us down.But I am more than sure, it will be the R1K1 virus".He added,"This virus makes a person real crazy, can sometimes cause nervous breakdown.The only symtom that has been identified is that the infected person comes up with a new Rajni-Joke every hour or so.We observed several infected people and found that the severity of this condition becomes worse when we go from north to South and is maximum in Chennai"

However, the cause of this virus is still not known.But initial investigations done are utterly shocking.Reports claim the this virus was generated as a result of the more than million Rajnikant-jokes which are floating in the Internet triggered by his latest block-buster 'Robot'. Dr. Passe Orkut, a social-networking expert who retired this year,working closely with the AIIMS officials to investigate the cause further said,'This virus is exploiting all social networking sites.But the majority infection is happening on FaceBook. If someone posts a Rajnikant-Joke on your wall and you happen to Like it,or share it or comment on it, then Bingo....You also get infected!".

Spreading jokes might not seem deadly to you.But in this bizarre epidemic, it's the people who are not affected, are the problem.Irritated and bored with such numerous jokes on Rajni, they are out on a kill. If sources are to be believed, they have formed a secret society and are referring to these murders as honor killings.They also plan to get a 'KILL RAJNI' tattoo on their bodies soon. Seeing the repercussions, the government has put a ban on screening any Rajni-starer and has made possession of any such DVD illegal.This action has raised many eyebrows in South India where people believe that this virus is not lethal at all and has been present since big bang, which they believe happened when Rajni farted.Moreover,to be infected with R1K1 is the high they seek all their life.They also felt that the Indian cinematic globalization is to be blamed here.Robo Nair, who changed his first name to 'Robo' recently said,' If North Indians cannot take it, they should stay away from Rajni.You'll never know what it feels like'.Frustrated with all this defamation of Rajni, he could not control his emotions and tears came flushing out.

The government is totally clueless on this and has asked Suresh Kalmadi to form a committee to look into this matter contemplating that this can be his chance to revert the bad press.Famous activist and writer and Arundhati Roy who was dressed in a kashmiri attire commented,"It's a FREE world after all and these bans should be removed".While the government comes up with a solution, we advise you not to use FB for a while and stay put at your place.