SRK assasinated at his residence

Mumbai. In a bizarre turn of events, the self-proclaimed 'king' khan of Bollywood was shot multiple times using a sniper by an unidentified assassin at his residence Mannat.The king khan was out on his balcony waving to his fans like he did everyday and at least 10 times a day.

According to close friends of SRK, he was getting threats over the phone after he spoke about his plans for a sequel to Ra.One in  a paid interview recently. Ra.One, which got many accolades at the recently held Golden Raspberry awards, is seen as a trend setter movie. Although these calls seem to have further motivated him and he announced that he now wants 'Ra' series to even outnumber the potter flicks.

His son, Aryan Khan,who is in his early teens, said his father was a role model for him. He also dreams of a career in Bollywood(like he has a choice). He also added that the last words of SRK were,"My name is Khan and I have slept with Karan Johar". Well, people do show what they actually are in their dying moments. Aryan, who was high on emotions said that he would fulfill his father's dream of Ra.Two one day.

SRK, who claimed to be the best in business, was also known for his marketing skills which he probably picked up in a bridge course at IIPM under the visionary guidance of Arindam Chaudhury, who btw will be coming up with a biography for SRK. Not everyone is capable of creating shit worth 150 crores and then making a profit out of it.SRK would be remembered for his works in Ra.One,Om Shanti Om,Paheli and many others.

RIP.G.One